Synopsis
After needing to wash himself rather thoroughly, Sean discovers he has a golden screw for a belly button. He questions his parents, gets examined by his doctor and confides in his priest -- all to no avail. Having driven around so much, his car needs gas. While in the gas station paying for it, he notices an award plaque. It's a golden screwdriver! In a fit of revelation, his breaks it free and unscrews his belly button. Of course, his bum falls off.
